Bananaphone. Wait...what?

Notes: 5 / 2 days ago from dustindeckard

dustindeckard:

Every time I see my box-o-crochet-stuff, I imagine tiny little voices screaming “Finish me! Finish me!” from within.
Obviously, I enjoyed this edition of Natalie Dee more than I probably should.

I’m currently avoiding eye contact with my crochet/knitting box. I just can’t face it…not just yet. ;)

Every time I see my box-o-crochet-stuff, I imagine tiny little voices screaming “Finish me! Finish me!” from within.

Obviously, I enjoyed this edition of Natalie Dee more than I probably should.

I’m currently avoiding eye contact with my crochet/knitting box. I just can’t face it…not just yet. ;)

Notes: 187 / 3 days ago from thedailywhat

thedailywhat:

Buy This: Soft fleece and flannel oversized uterus cuddle buddy by Etsy seller VulvaLoveLovely.

Nothing could possibly top the seller’s own discription:

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Nothing.

See Also: Vulva Portrait Pendants.

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Someone needs to buy me this for Christmas. Yes, please? lol!

Notes: 2 / 5 days ago

It’s-a Me!…Mario!

My favorite Halloween (and comfortable) costume thus far. :)

I can’t wait to start figuring out next years.

Notes: 573 / 1 week ago from quote-book (originally from suzywire)

quote-book:

thedame:

(via suzywire)
the sooner you learn this, the better for everyone

Still learning this…

1 week ago

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

1 week ago

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

This is one of the funny & favorite songs of my night. Kate Miller-Heidke was amazing!

“Are You Fucking Kidding Me?” - Kate Miller-Heidke

They say everyone should have their heart broken at least once
And that is how you grow emotionally
Well I have been misused by many, many, many men
But nothing can compare to how you treated me.

At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay
And though it’s many years I go I feel it to this day,
And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding me?

All the memories are flooding back to me now
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes
I travelled so far just to get away from you
‘Til this morning’s friend request surprise!

At times it really felt as though I’d never smile again
You narcissistic arsehole, oh you nasty nasty man
And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding…?

I don’t care what kind of cocktail you are,
Or which member of The Beatles or which 1950s movie star
I don’t give a toss if you’re a ninja or a pirate
I suspect you’d be a pirate, but I don’t wanna verify it
And I don’t give a shit what your stripper name is
Or if your kitty had a litter
Look – Just follow me on Twitter
I don’t care about your family tree
And I certainly don’t want you poking me…
again.

And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Oh you fucking, fucking fuck…
Click IGNORE.

Notes: 15 / 1 week ago from eewolfe

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eewolfe:

Sunday in Wichita (Don’t Spend it in Jail) - Ben Folds

Ben Folds went to Egg Cetera today for breakfast because everything else downtown was closed. And so this song exists now. Awesome. (And such good advice….)
It begins “Sunday in Wichita…everything is closed…”

I’m so glad you got a recording of this! That was so awesome! :D

Notes: 1 / 2 weeks ago

Can't seem to stop movin...

Moving

Lately…I’ve been on the constant go.

Go, go, go!

Thirteen hour day combos with the two jobs, volunteering w/ ROKICT whenever I can, and a few rock shows thrown in whenever I get the chance and have the energy to do so.

Honestly, the only times I’m not doing something, it’s because I’ve passed out from exhaustion from the day.

I’ve even started to get irritated at people that just want to sit around…’hang out’…waste time doing nothing. Blech.

I don’t like wasting time…but it seems like I’m losing it and not really enjoying it since I can’t seem to stop.

Why can’t I stop?

Am I running from something?

As some people know, I’ve had a pretty rough year and a half thus far. Lots of shit seem to hit the fan…and well, I have had a lot of trouble being ‘okay’.

I don’t like stopping and thinking. I think way too much when I let myself…and that’s oftentimes not good.

But not stopping can’t be good either.

Hmm.

Opinions?

3 weeks ago