© Kristine May (via Beauty in Everything - Photography)
(via quote-book)
LOVE this. :)
Every time I see my box-o-crochet-stuff, I imagine tiny little voices screaming “Finish me! Finish me!” from within.
Obviously, I enjoyed this edition of Natalie Dee more than I probably should.
I’m currently avoiding eye contact with my crochet/knitting box. I just can’t face it…not just yet. ;)
Someone needs to buy me this for Christmas. Yes, please? lol!Buy This: Soft fleece and flannel oversized uterus cuddle buddy by Etsy seller VulvaLoveLovely.
Nothing could possibly top the seller’s own discription:
Worried that your uterus is too small? Wow them the next time you go to the gynecologist, be the envy of all of your peers. Why is this Spanish woman so happy? Just look at the size of her uterus! Order now and see instant results! All that and a money back guarantee!
Nothing.
See Also: Vulva Portrait Pendants.
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It’s-a Me!…Mario!
My favorite Halloween (and comfortable) costume thus far. :)
I can’t wait to start figuring out next years.
(via suzywire)the sooner you learn this, the better for everyone
Still learning this…
This is one of the funny & favorite songs of my night. Kate Miller-Heidke was amazing!

“Are You Fucking Kidding Me?” - Kate Miller-Heidke
They say everyone should have their heart broken at least once
And that is how you grow emotionally
Well I have been misused by many, many, many men
But nothing can compare to how you treated me.
At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay
And though it’s many years I go I feel it to this day,
And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding me?
All the memories are flooding back to me now
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes
I travelled so far just to get away from you
‘Til this morning’s friend request surprise!
At times it really felt as though I’d never smile again
You narcissistic arsehole, oh you nasty nasty man
And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding…?
I don’t care what kind of cocktail you are,
Or which member of The Beatles or which 1950s movie star
I don’t give a toss if you’re a ninja or a pirate
I suspect you’d be a pirate, but I don’t wanna verify it
And I don’t give a shit what your stripper name is
Or if your kitty had a litter
Look – Just follow me on Twitter
I don’t care about your family tree
And I certainly don’t want you poking me…
again.
And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Oh you fucking, fucking fuck…
Click IGNORE.